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People Who Are Secret Hookers
They’re your friends, but they’re hookers! Ssssh!
Recession Hookers
Oh. This hooker joke isn’t that funny anymore. When the recession is over, and your friends and coworkers and parents come to you to tearfully admit that they had to do a little recession hooking at the end of the month to make rent, let’s institute a nationwide policy of hooker amnesty. No judging. Sometimes these things happen. There but for the grace of writing a bunch of bullshit in the newspaper go I.